⚠ TOP SECRET — OPERATION GOODBYE SNAKE ⚠
🐍 PYTHON INFRA TERMINATION 🦫
// migration complete — awaiting detonation sequence — stand by //
⚠ PYTHON SERVICES SCHEDULED FOR TERMINATION ⚠ ALL LEGACY ROUTES MUST BE MIGRATED TO GO BEFORE DEADLINE DO NOT WRITE NEW PYTHON CODE THE SNAKE IS GOING EXTINCT GOPHER TAKES OVER AT T-ZERO THIS OPERATION IS IRREVERSIBLE THERE IS NO ABORT BUTTON ⚠ PYTHON SERVICES SCHEDULED FOR TERMINATION ⚠
TARGET — LEGACY SYSTEM
PYTHON 🐍
► STATUS: DAYS ARE NUMBERED...
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REPLACEMENT — NEW SYSTEM
GO 🦫
► STATUS: ONLINE AND READY
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( Go )
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MISSION BRIEFING
The migration to Go is complete. The Python infrastructure has been
neutralized in staging. At Thursday 23:59:59, operatives will execute
rm -rf on all legacy Python services. There is no rollback.
There is no mercy. Only goroutines now.
Go home, snake. 🐍💀